Cruel world

There's a Danish band (the name of which is irrelevant here) that used to have a really attractive guitarist. You know the kind of guy who's just so much more beautiful than anyone else in the room, even with bedhead he has a good hair day, and when he tans, he tans evenly in such a way as to give his velvety-looking skin an otherworldly, nicer-than-life glow? He's so good-looking, in fact, that you sort of resent him a little for it. That's the kind.


Am I wrong? I thought not. Pretty dreamy, eh?


Here he is in all his glory. He's a gifted musician, too, and always showed great... enthusiasm on stage. Something I for one can appreciate. There's just something about a guy playing with his instrument. Ahem. Yeah.

When I said the band used to have this attractive guitarist, it's not that he left the band or anything. It's just that this happened to him:



How?